CherryMielita (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

For God's sake, I was being sarcastic.

danfrost313 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

then you decided to go do something with this almost useless knowledge to everyday life, and actually go do something. with your superior knowledge of mouths and brushing tongues im very sure you could do well in life...or is that being optimistic over a useless fact that was irrevelant to the comedy sketch...

CherryMielita (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Brushing your tongue really is vital to your wellbeing. It is a well-known fact that brushing your teeth alone is simply not enough. Harmful and destructive bacteria like bionucleus-octobacterial celluvitis mutate and gradually destroy your tongue's surface, rendering it thin, furry and often discoloured. That's why we all need to start brushing our tongues, throats, tonsils and even the skin around our mouths with new Oraltectosis Neoparaphitis. "Because brushing your teeth is just not enough."

dsj231 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

well i'm american so maybe it's true that we're a little ocd when it comes to our teeth

HoloLotus (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

No. I never brush my tounge. I personnaly think your way is more hygenic but i don't like the sensation.

dsj231 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

do people not brush their tongues? that's how i was taught to brush my teeth; i've been doing it since i was little.

blasphemy42 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"For first time, people are actually taking orders from their toothbrush!" - genius!!!

nonnynay (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

True. My friend "Ugly Mc'Burnvictim" was really unpopular but when he used the gillette mach3 (This was when 3 blades was enough) all the ladies loved him, and some of the guys, and he didn't even have a face let alone facial hair.

RIPdementia (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Yes. But it has to have more blades than the ones we have now. MORE. Six or seven, at least. They're manlier that way. They'll make girls sleep with you.

nonnynay (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I'm ahead, I brush my eyes. You see, dirty eyes are REALLY dangerous, it's just that nobody knows it yet. Of course, what the world really needs is a razorblade that cuts facial hair really close to your face. Even closer than they already do. That we need.